First day on the job, so exciting! Sergeant Star at your service. Well… I was, that is, until they stationed me to guard the Control Room. The developers won’t let me in :(  but I’ve heard it’s full of chocolate, cake and all the jellybeans you can imagine. It’s almost too good to be true but I promised I wouldn’t go in.

I mean, sure, there’s some amazing things in there but I have a job: to protect us toons from the evil cogs. That said, us heroes do need a reward sometimes. Having to stand at my post all day gets old, if only I had a chair I could sit on. Can’t hurt to check and see if there’s a chair I can borrow.

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Well this is lame. Just a room full of old buttons and switches. But there IS a chair so hey I’ll just take a quick seat, I’m sure nobody will notice. Hmm, what’s that flashing over there? A bright green button? Well, green can’t possibly be bad. It can’t hurt to see what it does.