What… is this device on? Oh my, am I talking to actual toons? Toons that can help us? Toons that are at home? Oh, it’s been such a long time since I’ve seen Toontown Central. Wowza, I can actually contact others!

I’ll explain as quickly as I can, I know you’re not here to listen to my backstory. My name is Poe, I was a scientist working with Flippy and Surlee. Of course, this was a long time ago. I came out here to study the Techbots. This used to be such a beautiful place, camping in the wilderness kept me so happy. I felt like I was one with nature. Although, before… something really bad happened. I would love to tell you all what happened, but my time here is limited.

I’m here studying the Techbots, but things have gone wrong. Super wrong, and I’ll need your assistance, fast! There’s not much time before everyone’s in danger. You’ll know when it’s time to help us, trust me. The future can only be prolonged for so long...

I live here in Forest’s End, the tooniest camp-site any toon has ever explored. The exact location, I can’t give you yet. It’s too dangerous for you toons, and I’m trying my hardest to keep Toontown safe from them...

There’s a top secret group we’re working with. They’re called the-

Wait, why won’t it let me say their name? They’re called the-

Of course, the machine disengages right when I try to tell you toons who they are! Looks like I need to buy some more time. You’ll meet us soon enough though, just don’t forget the goal - to retrieve your disguise and track down the Techbots. We will need to send a toon into their system to destroy the Chief Information Officer. Save-

Of course. I can’t tell you who to save… why did I think I could? Useless, useless machine! Why won’t you let me tell them anything? They need to help us! Before the Techbots, before the battles, before the -.

Connection lost. Attempting to reconnect…

Reconnection Failed.

*End of Message*